Beyond Kaisu
(Singapore as Singaporean see her!)

     First we look at the one word that describes the entire Singapore mentality, culture and way of life : kaisu (pronounced allegro : khee-a-sue). Kia su or "K S" is a term taken from the province of Fujian in China). In Chinese writing, it comprises wro words - KIA (as in "afraid") and SU (as in "lose"). Taken together it becomes a phrase "Afraid to lose (out)". It spans an entire philosophy and way of life for the Singaporean!

     Which other country in this world can lay claim to one single word describing their culture and their way of life? That's right! No one! Why? Because no one can beat Singapore! We are the Best! (Click here if you really want to see what other areas we are first or good at!)

     After going through this page, you will forever deride your friends or any stranger when they sprout the myth that Singaporean are humourless, toe the offical line all the time, and do not know how to enjoy themselves. Click here to see jokes on Singapre. The intensity will change your view forever!

     As in any mature society, language is a living thing. Here we have gathered the best works depicting the local variant of the English language - known as Singlish. In other countries, it is known as Cockney, Strine, KiwiSpeak, American English.... the list is so long.

     So let's learn the local talk from two experts. Please be warned that there are adult materials scattered in the second entry (Ultimate Singlish Guide) and all those under 18 are advised to learn their Singlish vocabulary from the first entry. Do not worry, you will be fully capable of functioning in Singapore if you could master most of the words presented in "How Well...." For those who prefer to "go native" and are above 18 years of age, "The Ultimate Guide..." is recommended. However, you have been warned and the WebMaster will not reply to flames on the Guide. Compliments are welcome!

• How Well Do You Know Your Singlish?
• The Ultimate Singlish Guide